Some Rules of the Road for Bad Drivers

So......traveling on the roads anytime these days is stressful, but even more so when a holiday is approaching. Everyone in such a hurry to get to a destination to "relax". Seems ironic since they may not arrive unless they slow down.

As I was out doing my usual weekly errands yesterday I was unsure if I was going to return home in one piece. You certainly need to have eyes not only in front of you, but in back and to the sides to ensure you can find an escape route in case someone is approaching too fast or swerving out of their lane.

In view of this I have come up with a few rules of the road for bad drivers:

1. If you are not able to talk and drive at the same time...PULL OFF THE ROAD TO TALK ON YOUR PHONE.

2. If you do not have a hands free device...PULL OFF THE ROAD TO TALK ON YOUR PHONE.

3. I don't care how talented you think you are - nobody can drive, and type or read at the same time. If you want to send a text or read a text...PULL OF THE ROAD.

4. If you are preparing to take a left hand turn, put on your blinker, and if there is a left hand turn lane, USE IT.

5. If you are so close to the car in front of you that it appears you may drive over them....SLOW DOWN.

6. If you are driving at an excessive speed because you are trying to get somewhere on time...PLAN AHEAD AND LEAVE EARLIER .

7. If you don't know where you are going...PULL OVER AND FIGURE IT OUT.

8. If your GPS has you confused to the point of making you almost stop in the middle of the highway...PULL OVER UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU.

9. If you think you can put on makeup or comb your hair while driving...YOU CAN'T.

And to end with a bit of humor....

10. If you think you can dip your chicken nuggets or fries, and watch the road...ASK THE DRIVER OF THE CAR YOU REAR ENDED.

Having said all that, I hope that everyone has a great 4th of July weekend and arrives safely at their destination.






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